- ICONICALLY INAPPROPRIATE: Says what you’re thinking before you even open your mouth — great for brunches, errands, or getting kicked out of book club.
- HEAVY-DUTY & HIGH-KEY HILARIOUS: 100% cotton canvas with reinforced handles to haul groceries, regrets, or boxed wine in style.
- ROOMY & RELATABLE: Flat corners and plenty of space for your wallet, flask, snacks, and questionable life choices.
- EVERYDAY CARRY WITH PERSONALITY: Use it at the market, gym, beach, or anywhere you want to loudly whisper “I party responsibly… kinda.”
- GREAT GIFT FOR HOT MESSES: Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, or anyone whose purse has more mixers than makeup.
Need a tote that holds groceries, good vibes, and your last two brain cells after happy hour? Say hello to the "It’s Cool, I’ve Had Both My Shots" Cotton Tote Bag — your new favorite carry-all for errands, beach runs, wine store hauls, and low-effort gym trips (you know, for the ‘gram). Made from sturdy cotton canvas and reinforced like your last hangover plan, this bag carries your essentials while announcing you’ve already had your shots — and they came with ice, not needles. Whether you’re sipping cocktails, dodging drama, or hauling snacks like a pro, this tote is the perfect mix of sassy and functional. Great gift? Absolutely. Practical? Surprisingly. Classy? Not even trying. Product features - 100% cotton canvas for durability. - Flat corners for a sleek appearance. - Strong carrying handles with reinforced stitching. - Heavy fabric, ensuring it holds up to everyday use. - Available in natural and black options to fit your style. Care Instructions: -Spot clean gently — like your feelings after tequila. -Don’t bleach — this bag’s already bold enough. -Line dry only — because even totes need air. -Do not iron the design — unless you're into ruining nice things.
- Product Dimensions : 16 x 2 x 15 inches; 4.94 ounces
- Department : Unisex
- Date First Available : April 23, 2025
